Crazy · Cat · Party

This is the most awesome rendition of pachebel's canon in existence. Even if you dont like classical you have to check it out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjA5faZF1A8

Something i have been wondering about for a while:

Are love and power opposites?

Can anyone who reads this please get other people to comment on it, i would love to see what people think about this.

Does anyone else read "coffee news"? There was a story about a woman in philadelphia who was hit by a train while walking along the tracks, suffered some bruises and a broken finger, and is now suing the rail company for failing to provide adequate signposting that walking on a railway track can be dangerous.

If i was the judge of that case, not only would i find the defendants NOT GUILTY, i would also do the following, completely justifiably:

1) dock her pay to the tune of several hundred a month, to be paid as trauma compensation to the distressed train driver.

2) order her to pay all court costs

3) have her sterilised and ordered to keep at least 500m from any young children, lest her stupidity rub off on them.

Now THAT'S justice!

...but will that actually happen? Doubt it - if she wins, it's official: the world is going to hell in a handbasket

A man on a business trip in Hong Kong decided to call up a hooker to his hotel room. When she got there she knocked on the door, which was duly opened by our amorous business fellow, and lo, to his unpleasant surprise, it was his daughter! Perhaps not unsurprisingly, the shock gave him a heart attack and he was sent to hospital. But the drama doesn't end there, ohh no - having recovered from the attack, and having awoken in a hospital bed, his anxious wife promptly informs him that: a)they need to get their daughter back on track, and b) she wants a divorce.

Another man, while playing a vigorous game of ruggers one day, is tackled by a rather over-zealous opposing team player. As he is knocked off balance and driven into the ground by the other man, one of his legs is unfortunately dislocated. Sensing an opportunity for more space, one of his testicles slides down into the newly-created gap between leg and hip bones. Apparently unnoticed by patient or medic, the man's leg is quickly popped back into place, crushing the errant testicle. The poor fellow's ensuing scream snaps a vocal cord.

This may be a sign of my utter lack of humanity, but i think these stories are pretty funny.